What the signs are in families:

Aries: BBQ Dad

Taurus: Vodka Aunt

Gemini: Racist Grandma

Cancer: Wine Mom

Leo: Golf Uncle

Virgo: Gay Cousin

Libra: Cigarette Aunt

Scorpio: Pervy Uncle

Sagittarius: Immobile Grandpa

Capricorn: Republican Stepdad

Aquarius: Sports Cousin

Pisces: Strawberry Candy Grandma