Amount of fucks the signs give:

Aries: No number to describe how much they actually care

Taurus: Information unknown

Gemini: Literally nothing they don't care about anything, it's great

Cancer: Infinite amount of fucks

Leo: We're talking hundreds

Virgo: 3 on a good day, 16 on a bad day

Libra: A lot but no one will ever know

Scorpio: 69

Sagittarius: ZERO

Capricorn: 1+6•3+14

Aquarius: Minus three hundred

Pisces: The same amount as 1D singles sold worldwide