Aries: most likely to hurt a teacher
Taurus: most likely to marry food
Gemini: most likely to pass school
Cancer: most likely to find love the soonest
Leo: most likely to become a celebrity
Virgo: most likely to be on a reality tv show
Libra: most likely to move far away
Scorpio: most likely to get a job at McDonald's
Sagittarius: most likely to become a hippie
Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: most likely to be friends with Beyoncé
Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats