Aries: punches a wall

Taurus: can't get out of bed

Gemini: won't talk to anyone

Cancer: avoids you like the Black Plague

Leo: bawls their eyes out

Virgo: neatly packs away all your stuff and hides it

Libra: panics and lies down in a fetal position

Scorpio: tries to control their breathing, fails

Sagittarius: takes a really long depressing shower

Capricorn: verbally lashes out at you and others

Aquarius: cries to their friends and strangers

Pisces: looks at photos of you two and cries