Aries: "THE PLANE IS GONNA CRASH!!! Just kidding lmao"

Taurus: "This airplane food tastes like sh*t!" *eats it anyway*

Gemini: "the internet is down! I REPEAT! THE INTERNET IS DOWN!"

Cancer: "everyone remain calm! I SERIOUSLY DID NOT JUST FART! IT WASN'T ME" *cries*

Leo: "the walls are closing in! AND THEY HAVE NO MIRRORS ON THEM!" *screams*

Virgo: "lol is it cool if I do yoga?" *pulls out yoga mat*

Libra: "I am seriously gonna jump out of this window because I hate you all so much fml"

Scorpio: "DO IT YOU OLD HAG! JUMP!"

Sagittarius: *muffled* "can someone get me out of this suitcase? I ran out of yogurt"

Capricorn: "can't y'all be quiet for once?! I'm trying to nap in peace!"

Aquarius: "is it illegal to bring knives into another country? YOU NEVER KNOW IF YOU HAVE TO CUT A FOREIGN BISH"

Pisces: *is skydiving*
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Everyone is so angry lol