Aries: "I'm not scared."

Taurus: "I have no room for dessert."

Gemini: "don't worry, I won't tell anyone."

Cancer: ""I'm not upset" *on the verge of tears*

Leo: "no I'm not jealous"

Virgo: "oh wow that's so interesting.." *has already read a Wikipedia article a year ago about the topic and knows more than you*

Libra: "you're my greatest friend" *has said this to 10+ people*

Scorpio: "I don't give a f***"

Sagittarius: "nah, nah, it's all legal!"

Capricorn: "i don't know" *they do, they just don't care enough to explain*

Aquarius: "sorry" *not sorry*

Pisces: "I'm on my way!" *is still in bed*
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This is so true, I'm always too lazy to get out of bed 😂