Aries~ Getting Married 👰🏽

Taurus~ Adopting a Pet 🐶

Gemini~ Secret Agent 🕴

CANCER~ Pimpn 😎

Leo~ Broke 💸

Virgo~ Pole Dancing (at my strip club. I treat you right don't worry you're classy.) 💃🏽

Libra~ Ran Away 🏃‍♀️

Scorpio ~ Has 18 Flings 🍑💦

Sagittarius ~ Billionaire 💳💰

Capricorn ~ Owns a library 📚

Aquarius~ Becomes a Humble Farmer 👨‍🌾

Pisces ~ In a Nut House 🥜
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My Strip Clubs Gonna Reel In Mad Moneys 😜💳💰💸