Aries: Selfish Prick

Taurus: Stubborn Asshole

Gemini: Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer: Moody Jerk

Leo: Egoistical Douchebag

Virgo: Neurotic Bitch

Libra: Flaky Derelict

Scorpio: Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius: Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn: Greedy Emo

Aquarius: Perverted Psychopath

Pisces: Whiney Bimbo