Aries: You'll get beaten up

Taurus: They'll be patient until you try them

Gemini: They'll make you so confused you'll forget what you were arguing about

Cancer: They'll make you feel like crap

Leo: They won't stop until you apologize

Virgo: They'll beat your logic

Libra: They'll make you understand what it takes to be happy

Scorpio: They'll use it against you later

Sagittarius: They'll tire you out until you cave

Capricorn: They'll stop arguing and make you realize what you did on your own terms

Aquarius: They'll ignore you

Pisces: "Okay, but that's just how I feel."