Aries: Sexting probably

Taurus: Cat videos

Gemini: Existential crisis

Cancer: Crying over an ex

Leo:  Too lazy to go to bed

Virgo: Reading fanfic

Libra: Bubble bath

Scorpio: Selling their soul to satan

Sagittarius: Laughing at astrology posts

Capricorn: Midnight snack!!!!

Aquarius: Yoga

Pisces: ??????