Aries- a reality check

Taurus- a line of coke and a karaoke machine

Gemini- a slap and a mood stablizier

Cancer- a box of tissues and a black of chocolate

Leo- a room with mirrors

Virgo- a xanx

Libra- a backbone

Scorpio- to be escorted to hell

Sagittarius- to sit still

Capricorn- a joint

Aquarius- to fucking listen

Pisces- to just.... Chill for a sec