The signs having a bad day

Aries: "Hi excuse me... yes could you maybe shUT THE FUCK UP!" *cuts a bitch*

Taurus: *mutters under their breath* "These sons of bitches." *angrily bites into a snicker's*

Gemini: *gives the world the silent treatment*

Cancer: *doesn't talk* *frowns* *looks around* "I hate people." *apologizes in their head*

Leo: *looks into mirror* "WTF are you doing hair?" *starts crying*

Virgo: "Haha ahahahaHAHAHAHAHA-" *hits you with a brick*

Libra: "Do you want to hear a joke? YOU! You are the joke!" *slams door*

Scorpio: "Fucking move!" *pushes everyone that's in their way*

Sagittarius: "Yes, hello 911? I'm about to commit a murder."

Capricorn: "I said no onion!" *starts throwing plates*

Aquarius: *gets drunk*

Pisces: *closes curtains* *closes doors* *sobs quietly to The Notebook*