Quick A/N, sorry if someone gets offended by any of these scenarios or if they're completely off, this is just how I imagine every zodiac sign themselves for fun, not based off anyone I know (not even myself) unless I specify it.

Aries: 8%

Taurus: Looks like -2%, but can go up to 40%

Gemini: Haha..What stress... 32%

Cancer: -1% (??? How, teach me)

Leo: 5-10%

Virgo: *running around like a headless chicken* Like 94 % (me to be honest)

Libra: a solid 15%

Scorpio: 24%

Sagittarius: 18%

Capricorn: 76.6667%

Aquarius: Lol, nope. *beepbeepbeepbeep beeeeeep*

Pisces: 0.01% - 5%