The signs on their birthday

Aries: FUCK YES! EVERYONE COME HANG OUT

Taurus: PRESENTS PLEASE!

Gemini: I can do whatever I want and no one can stop me

Cancer: This is a perfect excuse to gather all my loved ones IN THE SAME ROOM

Leo: BOW DOWN, it's my day (like every other day)

Virgo: I hope no one forgets my birthday....

Libra: I really wish everyone would hand make me something so I can keep it forever!

Scorpio: God, now people are going to expect me to TALK today

Sagittarius: NO SCHOOL. DONT CARE. NOT GOING. BIRTHDAY. GIVE ME CAKE.

Capricorn: ...please don't make me go out. I just want to make my own cake. No we wanna go out we just can't because it's literally right in the middle of the winter which is the absolute worst time to have your birthday exCEPT when you get your driver's license because then it'll be summer and you don't have to drive on ice. sorry for ranting-

Aquarius: Who's getting me balloons? Fireworks? I think so!

Pisces: EEE, I get to wear my fancy new outfit!