The signs as squads at a party

2 drunk 2 care: Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Here to steal your man/girl/person: Aries, Leo, Scorpio

I only came here because of the food: Taurus, Leo, Cancer

My friend dragged me here please help: Capricorn, Aquarius

I'm drunk I want to fight everyone: Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Designated driver: Taurus, Scorpio