The signs cooking

*burns kitchen down*: Aries, Libra

Doesn't cook, survives on pizza and macaroni and cheese, already friends with the delivery guy: Capricorn, Leo

*desperate screeching in the distance*: Sagittarius, Aquarius

Follows the recipe thoroughly but everything's bound to fall apart at some point: Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

Already won master chef three times in a row: Taurus, CANCER, Pisces