The signs when they get an F on their report card

Aries: Chill, Mom and Dad. It could be worse. At least I'm not pregnant. Or am I? ... ugh. It's a joke, you're supposed to laugh.

Taurus: well maybe if the teacher knew how to teach...

Gemini: F for Fucking Awesome lol

Cancer: but I actually tried this semester??

Leo: Did anyone else get an F? I don't want to be the only one.

Virgo: Is this a typo?

Libra: Ew this isn't okay but whatever I'm over it.

Scorpio: Yay all those nights I didn't study really paid off!

Sagittarius: it's because that teacher HATES me.

Capricorn: cool now I'm gonna be in a bad mood for the rest of the week.

Aquarius: wow wish I cared!

Pisces: I'll just pretend it's an A