Reasons the signs are fails (yay!)

Aries: procrastination

Taurus: audience participation fear

Gemini: inappropriate winking

Cancer: PSYCHO THOUGHTS

Leo: PERSONAL SPACE

Virgo: I'M A MESS

Libra: I Can't Sleep

Scorpio: SPIRAL OF LIES

Sagittarius: existential crisis

Capricorn: LEFT HANDEDISM

Aquarius: I Mumble

Pisces: BUTTERFINGERS