The signs as "The history of the world" meme

Aries: Fuck it, time to plant some grass

Taurus: Nope, can't walk yet. And there's no food yet, so I don't care.

Gemini: Hey Christians! Do you sin? Now you can buy your way out of hell!

Cancer: Hi, I'm Gandhi, and if Britain doesn't get the hell out of India, I am going to starve myself in public.

Leo: I want to invent time and space. And I know it's possible because everything is here and it probably already happened.

Virgo: FIGHT—wait, no, that would be the end of the world. Let's just keep it cool and spy on each other instead.

Libra: China is whole again... and then it broke again...

Scorpio: Get the hell out of here. Will you get the hell out of here if I give you 500 elephants? Ok thanks bye

Sagittarius: That's bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That's a scam. Fuck the church. Here's 95 reasons why

Capricorn: The Soviet Union decides to relaxes a little, and accidentally falls apart. mood

Aquarius: Well, blame something on them and go to war!

Pisces: wanna get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?