How straight are the signs

Before we proceed, I feel like I have to tell everyone that this is a joke and that your zodiac sign has nothing to do with your sexuality.

Aries: flaming

Taurus: what is heterosexuality

Gemini: sassy asf but the world may never know

Cancer: straight as a circle

Leo: u a fruit cake in a rainbow

Virgo: i love everyone for who they are

Libra: literally -500% straight

Scorpio: all the homo

Sagittarius: *says no homo* *means v much homo*

Capricorn: gay x1000

Aquarius: double rainbow

Pisces: likes boys, girls, and everything inbetween