100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room lmao no that's a Cancer thing

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks at math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night that wouldn't be a DAYdream if it's at night-

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt five dogs mood

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever absolutely

Aquarius: believes in aliens okay oikawa

Pisces: likes to perform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk