The signs during detention

Aries: *slams fist on the table* This is bullshit! That kid DESERVED to get sucker punched in the face!

Taurus: *stomach growls loudly while crawling weakly towards the teacher's desk* please... let me go home... I've only had one serving of lunch today and- *passes out*

Gemini: *whispers to Cancer* omg look at Taurus. They look so pathetic lol

Cancer: *looks over to Gemini, teary-eyed and voice shaking* I-I can't be here, Gemini. I can't. If my mother finds out, it is going to break her heart. What if it kills her? Oh my god, I'm a horrible child. She doesn't deserve this. My mother is a–

Leo: *raises hand* excuse me? Hi. Yes, do you mind turning the heat down? It's not good for my skin. No? That's okay I guess. I'm still the hottest one in here. *flips hair*

Virgo: Oh my god Aries, would you shut up? You got us into enough trouble already! I told you to leave that kid alone. I TOLD you. But you never listen. Why do you always–

Libra: *trying to bring Taurus back to consciousness* Guys, PLEASE stop fighting. I think Taurus might be dead.

Scorpio: *sitting at the back of the class staring at the teacher murderously*

Sagittarius: *managed to slip out through the window an hour ago and is currently DJ-ing at a party*

Capricorn: *decided to be productive and finish schoolwork but ends up having an emotional breakdown because they've never been sent to detention*

Aquarius: This is injustice! You think I don't know what this is really about? It's the government! Yeah that's right, I KNOW. They want US in here. AS EXPERIMENTS. *starts a whole government-school conspiracy theory*

Pisces: *oblivious to everything that is happening and unknowingly doodled on their entire desk*