Crying

Aries: angry tears

Taurus: quiet tears

Gemini: cries for like 0.005 secs

Cancer: all the tears

Leo: sobbing dramatically

Virgo: no tears 2k15

Libra: cries holy water

Scorpio: cries blood

Sagittarius: cried once in 2008

Capricorn: doesn't want you to know that they cry

Aquarius: cries over anime

Pisces: drowns in their own tears