The signs at a sleepover

Aries: guys it's like 1am we need to have a pillow fight *hits Taurus in the head with a pillow*

Taurus: um ouch *tackles Aries and Gemini*

Gemini: IM BEING ATTACKED OMG HELP ME *starts screaming*

Cancer: Jesus Christ will you stop being such a baby ugh I hate all of you *hides under bed*

Leo: *is under the bed already* hey bae

Virgo: guys I can hear you and I'm going to shove my foot down your-

Libra: YOO Taurus chill out! Stop attacking Gemini! *grabs popcorn*

Scorpio: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *eats popcorn with Libra*

Sagittarius: Why do my parents hate me

Capricorn: OMG stop being emo and help us with the witch burning *gets lighter out of pocket*

Aquarius: -and I call upon thee, to take the soul of the witch and burn it in hell...

Pisces: guys I'm a demon not a witch get it right *flips hair*