Pros / cons of dating each sign

Aries: will fight all your enemies / will also fight you

Taurus: will cook for you / will eat most of it themselves

Gemini: charming and sweet / still charming and sweet to people you don't like

Cancer: always wants to cuddle / literally. ALWAYS. wants. to. cuddle. (no bathroom breaks)

Leo: fabulous / you look like trash next to them

Virgo: good hygiene and always on point / points out when you're not

Libra: wants to marry you / people better than you want to marry them

Scorpio: is always on time / always complains when you're late

Sagittarius: super fun / does super fun stuff without you and tells you about it after

Capricorn: will get a puppy with you / will hog puppy to themselves

Aquarius: will tell you all the cool stuff they know / will tell you all the boring stuff they know

Pisces: will let you cry on them / will cry on you more (bring a raincoat)