The signs as stationary objects

Aries: paper clip (got their shit together)

Taurus: pencil (a basic need)

Gemini: ruler (cuz they tall af)

Cancer: glue (gonna stick to you)

Leo: pencil sharpener (looking sharp af)

Virgo: corrector (there can be no mistakes)

Libra: a piece of paper (always need one)

Scorpio: scissors (gonna cut you up)

Sagittarius: duct tape (to shut your ass up)

Capricorn: pen (another basic need)

Aquarius: black sharpie (edgy)

Pisces: colored pencil (fun)