How Aries sees the signs
(Thanks Septicbro1005 for sending me literally the next twelve parts)

Aries: Of course I love me.

Taurus: Hello and goodbye.

Gemini: AYYYYYY

Cancer: *resting bitch face*

Leo: my bitch till the day I die

Virgo: no. just no.

Libra: Go best friend, that's my best friend, fuck it up!!

Scorpio: .....

Sagittarius: my bitch

Capricorn: piss off

Aquarius: bitch yes

Pisces: bitch no