The signs during a power outage

Aries: WAIT WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK THERES NO WIFI

Taurus: hold up you mean I can't make pizza rolls????

Gemini: *talks on he phone until their battery dies then sulks in the corner*

Cancer: *snuggles into a blanket for warmth* it's so cooooolllddd

Leo: *desperately tries to get Netflix to work* daMMIT NOW I CANT WATCH SEX IN THE CITY *looks around paranoid* you heard nothing!

Virgo: wait, nO HOT SHOWERS?!????!??!

Libra: okay guys we need to start rationing our the frozen goods before they go bad taURUS YOU CANT HAVE ALL THE ICE CREAM ITS NOT FAIR

Scorpio: *hides in the shadows* *starts whispering* this is my happy place

Sagittarius: OMG GUYS LETS GO PLAY MANHUNT OUTSIDE YESSS

Capricorn: *looks around* y'all are batshit crazy *turns on a generator* you are all crazy sure but Sag doesn't have a bad idea-

Aquarius: *wanders around in the dark muttering random things to freak people out*

Pisces: *crying* CANCER CUDDLE WITH ME *cuddles with Cancer*