Congratulations! You've been chosen to represent your district for the annual Hunger Games!
I dunno what kind of Reapings OP has been to but that is not how it works-

Aries: "HELL YES! SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN! You better believe I'm going to win this thing."

Taurus: "Can someone die of overeating? The food here is heavenly. What a way to go." *at the Capitol, probably*

Gemini: "At least give me a chance to get laid before sending me out there!"

Cancer: "MOMMY!"

Leo: "Okay. Show face. Smile and wave, smile and wave. It's all about the image. YOU WILL LOVE ME BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DIE, DAMNIT."

Virgo: "Shit. I only have a 0.05% chance of surviving this."

Libra: "Oh god, this is really happening. I can't believe it. Of all the people out there... oh dear, I'm gonna faint."

Scorpio: "..." *internally screaming*

Sagittarius: "You all better watch out. I'm like a ninja. You won't even see me coming."

Capricorn: "Glory or death? Like I even have a choice."

Aquarius: "SO THIS IS HOW MY LIFE ENDS. Oh, cruel world."

Pisces: "I really am sorry, but you all have to die now."