The signs as, uh, the moth meme?

Aries: WILL FITE OVER LAMP

Taurus: Food first, lamp later

Gemini: Will stab or kiss to acquire lamp

Cancer: Will cri over not getting lamp

Leo: Already have lamps

Virgo: Checklist of all things needed to get lamp

Libra: I need lamp, get lamp away from me, I want it

Scorpio: Sacrificed your firstborn to lamp

Sagittarius: BEST LAMP EVER

Capricorn: I don't care about lamp (cares deeply)

Aquarius: I don't care about lamp

Pisces: *forms deep emotional connection with lamp*