The signs as sentences

Aries: what the fuck?

Taurus: where's the food?

Gemini: oh my god.

Cancer: literally me.

Leo: do it for the vine.

Virgo: don't touch that.

Libra: you got a bae?

Scorpio: how about no.

Sagittarius: that's what she said.

Capricorn: can you not?

Aquarius: illuminati confirmed.

Pisces: what's the wifi password?