The signs' last words

Aries: I hid a million dollars under the *dies*

Taurus: thanks for the going away cake guys

Gemini: knock knock... who's there... *dies*

Cancer: some cliché movie last words

Leo: you should see the look on your face

Virgo: I wonder how many times I've ever blinked

Libra: lol bye

Scorpio: I'M READY FOR HELL

Sagittarius: Wait am I dying?

Capricorn: finally man this was exhausting

Aquarius: I see the light... wait no that's hellfire

Pisces: tell my chinchilla I love him