"Okay everyone" said Scorpio

Cancer was texting on her phone and holding a wine glass while Pisces was drinking booze. Scorpio tapped a foot and the 2 other girls looked up. 

"Yes?" said Pisces

"Okay everyone, Here is our plan" said Scorpio

"We're going to lose our virginity?" asked Cancer

"No, me and Pisces aren't virgins" 

"Wait  W H A T "

"Nothing..."

"So what's the plan, then?" asked Pisces

"We will take the ultimate revenge on all the other signs" said Scorpio

"ARE WE GOING TO FU-"

"No Pisces, I that's not our plan" said Cancer

"It's not" said Scorpio, "We are..."

"Going to break into their house?" asked Pisces

"Close, we are going to rob their houses and STEAL their shit" announced Scorpio

"YEET" said Pisces

"When are we doing this?" asked Cancer

"Right now" said Scorpio

"Ummmm...okay" said Cancer

The people in the fire sign house was ironically doing the same thing. 

"Okay my plan is to distract them and do some stripper shit or something and then when they're high asf then I go up and rob them" announced Sagittarius

"Wait, how many of the water signs are boys though?" asked Aries

"69, Why you ask?"

"So that we know how many you can distract"

"Water signs...? I don't recall seeing any male water signs but I think most of them are male" 

"All of them are girls, mate" said Leo

"Wait, how do you know?"

"I slept with all of them"

"Bullshit, I know you are still a virgin"

"Stfu mate, I slept with Pisces"

"Okay I believe that but you still suck"

"AT LEAST I DONT BEAT MY MEAT LMAO"

"I DONT DO THAT SHIT AT ALL FAM"

"LIESSSSSSS"

"Okay okay, enough...let me do my job okay?" said Sagittarius

"Alright" said Leo

Leo leaned in an kissed Sagittarius when the door creaked open a little bit, Leo didn't notice but Aries did, he saw 2 boys snicker and run off laughing. Aries tapped Leo's shoulder. 

"Bro call" said Aries

"Huh?" said Leo, Leo stopped kissing Sagittarius and ran out with Aries, "I'M COMING BROS"

"WHAT ABOUT OUR PLEASURE TIME" screamed Sagittarius

"I DONT give a FUCK because BROS OVER HOES" screamed Leo

Aries and Leo went outside, Taurus and Libra were waiting for them, Libra looked tired 

"What happened to YoU" asked Aries

"ThE aIr SiGnS fUcKiNg KiCkEd Me OuT" said Libra

"Whatever we'll get back at them when we come back"

" =) "

Aries and Leo stole the car from House 5 which are basically evicted neighbours and Taurus and Libra jumped. 

"ITS CLUBBING TIME"

The 4 signs drove off. Sagittarius moaned. The water signs were outside. 

"Okay, Cancer you rob the air signs' house, Pisces you rob the earth signs' house and I'll rob the fire signs' house, good luck to my ass after this" said Scorpio

"Okay" said Cancer

"K" said Pisces

Scorpio gave Cancer and Pisces weapons like machine guns and ninja stars and the 3 girls split off to their houses they were going to r o b . Sagittarius left the fire signs' house and entered the water signs' house. It was filled with wine and beer bottles. 

"holy hsit they drink a lot" thought Sagittarius

Sagittarius ran upstairs and stole shit. Cancer was struggling to distract Aquarius but eventually she went

"Come Gemini, lets kill people" said Aquarius

"Yeet" said Gemini

The 2 girls left the room and Cancer stole everything there and jumped out of the window. Pisces was busy making out with Virgo and Capricorn in the other house. 

"Cappy why the fuck are you wearing a dress" asked Pisces

"Because im sexy" said Capricorn 

Virgo slouched and fell onto Pisces but Pisces put him on the sofa an she sat on him and made out with him until she realised what she was here for. 

"Oof oh shit" thought Pisces

Pisces walked upstairs when Virgo called her. 

"Where you going? TO the homo room?" asked Virgo

"Errr...YES! I am going t the homo room..." said Pisces, "Wtf Virgo on some real strong ass drugs and shit"

Pisces walked upstairs and stole everything in Capricorn, Virgo and Taurus' room, mostly Capricorn's room because she stole most of his dresses. She jumped out of the roof. 

"YEE IM DONE" squealed Pisces

"Really? Me too!" squealed Cancer

"Lets go home"

"Sure"

Cancer and Pisces entered their water sign house and waited for Scorpio. 

Sagittarius grinned as she left the water signs' house with all of the money, she saw a girl with black hair and a black hat. 

"hEy" yelled Sagittarius

Sagittarius took out her shotgun when the girl threw her hat at it and it fell. 

"Trying to shoot me, huh? Too bad I stole most of your stuff anyway" said the girl

"YOU DID WHAT U LIL BITCH"

"The house was empty"

"WHAT Wheres Aries and Leo?!"

"Gone, im Scorpio btw"

Scorpio walked towards Sagittarius with a machete. 

"Little Saggy walker walking' down the street, she didn't know what to do so she jumped in front of me" said Scorpio

"Lmao s t f u "

Scorpio saw a lamp post and took this opportunity to tie Sagittarius up. She continued walking back to the house, ignoring Sagittarius screaming for her teddy bear. When the door opened, Pisces opened it. 

"Well, im fucking done" said Scorpio

Scorpio slouched on the sofa, Pisces and Cancer joined Scorpio on the sofa. 

"What did you steal?" asked Pisces

"I stole my loot and Sagittarius' loot, that bitch tried to steal from us so I tied her up" said Scorpio

"I stole lots of things, I was able to be sexy and stuff but they were high anyways so yeah, easy" said Pisces

"A bit diificult but I did steal a lot of things, Aquarius is probably drunk now because she drank too much" said Cancer

"Mine was wayyy to easy, no one was at home" said Scorpio

"Noice" said Cancer and Pisces

Aries, Taurus, Leo and Libra were back. Taurus fainted because he took too much xans again. 

"Bro those xans ddestroyed him up mate" said Libra

"Ikr fam" said Aries

"LETS DO CPR ON HIM" suggested Leo

"NO HES UR DADDY" said Libra

"Bitch stfu and suck this big thing" said Leo

"IM AWAKE" said Taurus

"AAAAAH WHAT TF M8" said Aries

Scorpio sat down while hearing the screams of everyone. 

"WHERES MY FUCKING WEED" screamed Leo

"WHERES MY PORN" screamed Aries

"WHY tF dO YOU HAVE PORN"

"BECAUSE WHY NOT"

"WHERE ARE MY CHAINS"

"I DONT FUCKING KNOW"

"WHERE'S MY COCAINE" screamed Libra

"DEAD" screamed Taurus

"COCAINE CANT DIE YOU TWAT" screamed Leo

"WHAT" screamed Aries

"WELL WHERES MY PANTS" screamed Taurus

"YOURE WEARING THEM" screamed Aries

"NO I MEAN MY GUCCI PANTS" screamed Taurus

"YOU HAVE GUCCI PANTS???" screamed Leo

"YES MORE THAN YOU" screamed Taurus

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" screamed Libra

"OMG WHERES MY SHIT" screamed Aquarius

"wTf" said Gemini

"HELP US" screamed Libra

Cancer turned back. "I think we went too far..." 

"So? Who gives a shit" said Scorpio

Pisces was drinking a martini. "No one hehe"

"Oh ok" said Cancer 

Cancer went back to watching Netflix and sipping wine.