Taurus was bored in the Earth sign house. He had just finished watching Highschool DxD, Libra was pouring bleach into his bowl of Tide pod cereal. Libra had just been kicked out of the air sign room by the 2 girls for not wearing clothes so he had to stay with the Earth signs. 

"d00d" said a voice

Virgo glared at Libra suspiciously while Capricorn continued making a peanut butter and cocaine sandwich. 

"hi" said Libra

Capricorn just left. Taurus just looked at him while drinking a bottle of XXXX Gold. 

"Oh dont mind him, he is just a little stoned right now" said Taurus

Virgo slouched down on the sofa weirdly, Capricorn looked at him and laughed his face off. 

"I think no ones normal in this house" said Libra

"Correct, Cappy's just a guy who wears dresses while Virgo's soul is more dead than ur face" said Taurus 

"And youre normal?"

"Mm hmm"

"Dude, you tried to fuck Aqua by running through our house naked"

"Well, never mind that"

Libra had stayed the night and to conclude everything, the earth signs are just as weird as everyone else. He saw Virgo smoke a blunt  upside down and Capricorn put on another dress. He also saw Taurus shove Cornflakes into his mouth. 

"Let's go out, this place is weird" said Libra

"Your fuckin' beard's weird" said Taurus

"no u"

"How dare u"

"You have a beard, not me"

"Oof"

"Whatever, let's just go out"

"Agreed"

Taurus opened the door and Libra tumbled out. 

"Bruh, imma call Aries" said Libra

Libra called Aries but he didn't answer. 

"I'll just go inside" said Taurus

"Be careful, Sag has a fucking shotgun" warned Libra

"Whatever, been there before" said Taurus

Taurus opened the door and quickly shut the door and ran away screaming. Leo was apparently on the sofa with Sagittarius and the sofas noise was so loud you could hear it from a mile away. 

"OH SHIT MY EYES" screamed Taurus

Taurus' eyes were not good at all, first Aqua sprayed pepper spray into his eyes and now t h e poor boi had to witness Leo and Sag have sex. 

Libra: yo i hear screamin

Taurus: of course you did

Taurus: I saw the grossest shit anyone could image

Aries: what bro?

Leo: tell us mate

Taurus: nah its private

Leo: wack

Libra: Tell me at least

Taurus: aright fine yoda

Aries walked out of the fire sign room laughing. 

"Dude! Sag tried to shoot Leo again" gasped Aries

"HELP! P U T A " screamed Leo

Aries, Taurus and Libra laughed. Leo ran out screaming and swearing as his pants were on fire. 

"Let's just go already" said Aries

Aries ordered and Uber and as soon as it come, the Hentai Warriors left.