"BITCH" screamed Sagittarius

Aries and Leo grabbed the weed and ran put the hose. 

"BITCH GIMME MY FUCKING WEED BACK"

Aries and Leo yeeted back into the Fire sign house when they saw Sagittarius with a 69 meter shotgun. 

"omg fuck I did not ask for this shit' SAID aries

"Honey, I'm home!" said Leo

Sagittarius shot Leo's ass with the shotgun. 

"Bitch wtf" said Leo

Aries was screaming the lyrics to 'RIP ROACH' by Ski Mask

"AYY, COCAINE FOR MY BREAKFAST HOLD THAT PISTOL AMBIDEXTROUS"

Leo threw an airhorn at him. 

"Fuck you" said Aries

Leo was laughing when he shat his pants while Aries fell out of the sofa and threw a grape at him. Leo ran upstairs chasing Sagittarius with a hockey mask. 

"OMGGGG STOP" said Sagittarius

"LemMe sMaSh!" said Leo

"no"

"Plz"

"no"

"plz"

"no"

"plzzz"

"no"

"plzzzzz"

"no"

"plzzzzzzz"

"no"

"plzzzzzzzzz"

"no"

"plzzzzzzzzzzz"

"Leo...SHUT THE FUCK UP"

"plzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Sagittarius rolled her eyes. " F i n e "

Leo took Sagittarius upstairs. Loud moans were heard. Aries called Libra but got a call from Taurus instead. 

"Sup bitch" said Aries

"AaAaHh hElP" said Taurus

"What"

"I can't see shit! WHERE IS ALL TEH WEED"

"JUST LOOK FOR IT"

"I CANT"

"wHy"

"AQUA SPRAYED PEPPER SPRAY INTO MY FUCKING EYES"

"Oh my goddddd..."

Aries laughed. Taurus threw the phone at Virgo. 

"Bruh" said Virgo

"What's all the moaning upstairs?" asked Taurus

"Leo gonna get laid, oooooooooooooooooooooh" said Aries

"I swear I almost got laid bro"

"WH-How?"

"I was gonna bang Aqua but she sprayed pepper spray into my eyes, Libby didn't help either"

"Too bad, lmao"

"I hate you fam"

"Love you too, mate!"

Aries heard a scream from upstairs. 

"Gotta go" said Aries

Aries ended the phone and laid down on the sofa. 

"OH SHIT" screamed Leo

Sagittarius was chasing Leo with a machine gun. She shot bullets everyone. 

"OMG HELP!" screamed Leo

Aries opened the door and Leo ran out. He then locked the door and tied Sagittarius up. Oof.