While everyone was watching Pisces beating the living   s h i t  out of Aries, Capricorn was fapping to Young thug's music. Virgo was drinking lotion and was stoned as fuck.

"yo FUCK OFF sTop fapping yOURe making the mAt dirty!!" said Virgo

Capricorn was shocked because he never heard virgo talk or complain about things being messy because they were both messy. 

"Wheres Taurus" said Virgo

"hes out there being gay with aries" said capricorn

Taurus was molesting aries and spanking him

"HARDER DADDY" said aries

"no kids are watching" said Taurus 

Taurus pointed to Leo and libra getting tied up by the water signs and Aquarius and getting their clothes taken off, which was probably revenge for some shit that the hentai warriors probably did about yes months ago I said yes because fuck you I cant remember anything

"shIT BITCHES HE GETTING AWAY" said Aquarius

"no" said Pisces

Pisces threw water at leo and Libra who were running naked into the ocean.

"ew ugly" said Cancer

"like you" said taurus

"fuCk you" sobbed cancer

Cancer threw sand into Taurus eyes and he got depression.

"Damn wtf did cancer do to youi?" asked Aries

"sHe BeLoNg 2 dA sTrEeTs" said taurus

Meanwhile Sagittarius had just ordered ants to kidnap gemini

" oi let me go u skank" said Gemini

" n o "  said Sagittarius

"Ants slap her" ordered Gemini

" n o " said Sagittarius 

Sag got slapped by ants and died the end.
Suddenly cops pulled up an d saw Aries and Taurus having a horny fwrestling match and Leo and Libra doing cocaine in the ocean and feeding it to the sharks. Suddenly a shark grew legs and ate Libra.

"FUCK FUCK SHIT SHIT  S H I T "  screamed Leo

Leo kicked the shark in the balls and it ran away crying like a bitch and Libra jumped out its mouth

"Hoooray you saved me  b a b e "   said Leo

"Lets fuck" said Leo

"POLICE FREEZE" said police

""shit" said leo

Leo and libra ran over them naked and hid behind aries and Taurus weird wrestling match.

"The 4 of you are under arrest for being retarded" said Mr Popo

" n o "   said Leo

Leo ran off naked leaving the 3 bouis to suffer like this, Gemini jumped out of her sandcastle

"Hey cunts I got kidnapped by ants and Sagittarius is dead what did I miss?" asked Gemini

Everyone looked at her.

"Whaty the fuck"