Leo and Libra were at the beach when Libra laughed at 1 of Leo's text. 

"Mate you gay for Taurus?" said Libra

"I am?" asked Leo

"Look at your text bro"  said Libra

Leo: sup girl you lookin fineeee

Leo: wanna get sum coochie from me? 💦💦🍆

Taurus: Dude I'm a fucking boy

Leo looked back up. 

"Oh FUCK SHIT BITCH!!!" yelled Leo

Everyone at the beach looked and was silenced except for a 3 year old kid. 

"YOUNG SHEK WES AND IM GETTING REALLY RICH" yelled the kid

"Stfu" said Leo

At the beach, Sagittarius had an umbrella covering her completely, and it was moving in some random way for some reason. Taurus decided to check it out with Libra behind him. 

"Ooououiouuuuuuu moaning noise" said Aries

Taurus ignored it and picked up the umbrella, Aries and Sagittarius were on top of each other in the most awkward way.  

"WHAT THE FUCK" said Taurus

"Bitch piss off I'm trying have sex" said Aries

"At the beach" 

"So?"

"At The Beach"

"So...?"

"AT THE BEACH"

"So.....?"

"Mate, you got kids all around here and they dont wanna see how small ur dick is man" 

"no u"

"BeTrAyAl"

"stfu"

"YOU Shut the fuck up, my dick bigger than yours"

"NO IT'S 2 CM"

"STFU BULLSHIT"

"Bullshit?"

"Because ur a bull mate"

"YOU giving free sex now huh???"

"You better not tell Leo I banged Sag"

"NO you fuckboy"

Aries sighed, "I give up on you"

Taurus just walked off cheerfully ignore Aries trying to chug some random stranger's bottle. Libra was flirting with girls with Leo. 

"Hey lemme smash" said Leo

"no" said the girl

"FAIL" said Libra

Capricorn and Virgo were making sandcastles. 

"My sandcastle is better" said Capricorn

"what?" said Virgo

"I said my sandcastle is better" 

"What?"

"YOU high again?"

"You still cross dreeeeessing again?"

"Shut the fuck up, Virgin" 

Capricorn threw sand in Virgo's eyes. 

"FuUuUCkK YyOoUu" said Virgo

Virgo tried to find a banana to kill Capricorn bt couldn't because he cant see with all that sand in his eyes so he just wrestled him instead. 

" n o "  said Capricorn

Cancer and Scorpio were at the deep end and somehow not dead. 

"Mate, how tf are we alive" asked Cancer

"Idk maybe because we're water signs" said Scorpio

Suddenly, a big black fin came. 

"AAAAAAAAHH SHARK!" yelled Cancer

"OMG SHIT ITS GRABBIBG ME wtf" yelled Scorpio 

Scorpio tried to kick it but the shark ran away. 

"Let's get out..." said Cancer

"no" said Scorpio

Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius and Pisces were just throwing water at each other.  

"lol" said Gemini

"Wut" said Sagittarius

"There's a shark" said Gemini

"NANI" yelled Aquarius

Aquarius jumped onto Gemini's back. 

" w h e e z e "  said Gemini

"Aaaaaah" said Pisces

Pisces jumped onto Aquarius who was on Gemini's back. 

" H e l p  m e " wheezed Gemini

"no" said Aquarius and Pisces

" D i e ! "  yelled Sagittarius 

Sagittarius threw a rock at the shark who turned out to be just Leo dressed up a shark and scaring the shit out of small kids. 

"Aaaaaaah wtf" said Leo

"LEO YOU FUCKING BITCH" yelled Sagittarius

"mATE YOU SCARED OUR ASSES" yelled Gemini

"gO aWAY oR i'LL eAT uR lEG" threatened Pisces

"Ummm, okay..." said Leo

"LOL, go scare Aries, Taurus and Libra instead" said Aquarius

" n o " said Leo

"Whatever" said Aquarius

Leo swam away chuckling. Sagittarius turned to Pisces. 

"WtF eat his LeGss??" said Sagittarius

"wHy wHAts wRONg?" asked Pisces

"Bitch that shit is wEird"

"no u"

"Whatever lets get back to doing random whatever"

"k"