The signs on Friday the 13th:

Aries: Guys I'm telling you, something extremely bad happens to me every time this day comes to be... *jumps at every little sound*

Taurus: C'mon guys, what could you possibly be afraid of? 

Gemini: I'm with Taurus on this. It's just a conspiracy.

Cancer: Actually Leo, I care. My aunt died on Friday the thirteenth once!

Leo: No one cares Virgo!

Virgo: Actually it is more of a phobia. There's actually a scientific name for the fear of Friday the Thirteenth. 

Libra: *Is crying in the corner because of Scorpio*

Scorpio: *is scaring Libra and tripping Libra and blaming everything on Friday the 13th*

Sagittarius: Maybe this bad luck thing is true...what if Aquarius is right? I can't handle the pressure! What if I die like Cancer's aunt?

Capricorn: *is the one who tripped aquarius* teeheehee...

Aquarius: I say Friday the 13th is a curse the illuminati cast on the world. *trips over nothing and falls on face* Illuminati confirmed!

Pisces: *puts in headphones* whatever guys. Friday the 13th is like any other ordinary day for me.