The signs on the bus go...

Aries: Ok Scorpio! *races to the back and starts singing 'The Wheels On The Bus' as loud as possible just to annoy everyone*

Taurus: Libra! Sit next to me! I've got snacks! *smuggled on a bag full of snacks on a no eating or drinking bus*

Gemini: *reads magazine* can you not?

Cancer: There are no other seats... *sits next to Leo and scoots slowly closer and leans head on Leo's shoulder*

Leo: *pushes Cancer's head off* How about no? *Cancer moves head off shoulder and Leo smiles and pats Cancer on the head*

Virgo: Don't listen to that idiot Taurus, Libra. Come sit with me so you won't be associated with him when he gets in trouble.

Libra: *Goes round and round because they were trying to decide who to sit with and the bus began to move making them lose their balance*

Scorpio: Hey Aries! Let's sit in the back and be obnoxious!

Sagittarius: Allow me to join in Aries & Scorpio! *continues to make the obnoxious singing louder*

Capricorn: *Is the bus driver and sighs majestically to keep from slapping everybody off the bus*

Aquarius: *covers ears and can't stand the noise* I CAN'T TAKE IT! *hits Aries on the head and jumps out window*

Pisces: *takes a nap with headphones in*