Ermmmm.... IM SORRY AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!

I didn't know this would happen!!! SORRY!!!

I only typed in LIBRA accidentally as your password!

I never knew it would WORK!!

IM SORRY!

*Author: STAP apologizing and just GIVE ME BACK MY ACC!!!*

Ok. Apologizes aside, Nows my chance to FINALLY try writing!

Hm....Erm..... What should I write....

Well.... I guess while I'm here I can answer some commonly asked questions...

WHOOOOOOPIEEEEEEE!!!!!

Many people have asked me...  Cancer, why do you cry so MUCH?!
ITS SO ANNOYING!

Ya ya I know! Before I answer that question, let me tell you my backstory....

So when I was a kid, I was VERY violent.... Like VERY....
Everyone feared me and I would laugh at those weak fools...

*Scorpio: Wow..... I'll....just stay away.....*

*Pisces: YANDERE ALERT!*

So one day.... Some kid somehow got ahold of a gun... And brought it to school in secret...
Out of curiosity, I stole the gun and brought it home
And shot my parents.

*Gemini: WHOAHHHH!*

*Virgo: CANCER IS A MURDER! TALK ABOUT A PLOT TWIST!*

Just kidding...
But it was then when I came up of a beautiful plan....

A plan so genius no one would possibly know....

If I pretend to be some shy girl, no one would know my violent side....
Maybe I can make more friends that why... Even though I don't need any

And maybe it'll come in handy one day...

So I started acting. And eventually I gotten into my role so perfectly, I BECAME the helpless shy Cancer.

And whenever I wanted to kill someone, I ended up crying...

I guess it's now a habit... Of controlling myself...

*Pisces: WAIT! What about the chapters when you cried because of me?!*

NEXT QUESTION!

Who do you like better?! Scorpio or Pisces?!

Well, I get this question QUITE A LOT.....

Personally, I hate them both!

*Scorpio/Pisces: WHAT?!*

I actually like Capricorn!

He's so much cooler then those two annoying brats!

Look at Capricorn, he's pretty much flawless.

*Scorpio/Pisces: <Dead>*

NEXT QUESTION:

What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?

Well I guess you can say... The day when I went berserk and killed 20 people...

But I wasn't my fault!!!!

They were the one pissing me off!!!

You can't come up to Killer Queen Cancer and insult her!

*Libra: Gaud.... And here I thought I could be friends with Cancer...*

So that ends off the Q/A....

Oh and...

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS WAAAAAAY TOO FUNNY!

THIS IS CAPRICORN! IDIOTS!!!

HOLY COWS I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED!

*Pisces/Scorpio: <Ready to murder Capricorn>*

*Author: WHERES CANCER?!*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY COWS IM DYING....

BEST PRANK EVER!

CAN'T BELIEVE I PULLED THIS OFF!

AND IN CASE YOU'RE WONDERING, CANCER DISAPPEARED!!

I actually have no idea where she went....

But since she disappeared, I took advantage of the situation....

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA

IM BRILLIANT!

SO THIS IS CAPRICORN,
LEAVING THIS IDIOT'S ACCOUNT!

*Author: WHO ARE YOU CALLING IDIOT?!*

Wow.... A double update.... Ahahaha that's VERY uncommon....

ALSO:
Something I forgot to publish earlier.....

I'm sorry, I saw this conversation and died laughing...