Randomness squads! Haha!

Dang, energy is 3% again!:
Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aqua

I look shy but boy can I talk!:
Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Sagi, Pisces

I hate everyone. Except....<_____>:
Scorpio

Don't. Touch. My. Teddy. Bear. Or. Else. :
Aries (? If he/she owns a teddy bear....), Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn, Aqua

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Aries, Gemini, Libra, Capricorn, Aquarius

My room is a trash dump and I'm proud of it:
Taurus, Virgo, Sagi, Scorpio, Aqua

When at home theirselves:

Dies every time they here one tiny noise: Cancer, Pisces
Party and invite everyone over: Aries, Gemini
Raids the refrigerator: Taurus, Sagi
Laughs, chokes, dies: Libra, Capricorn
Talking on the phone with their friends for years: Virgo, Aqua
Turn on the AC to the fullest, turn on every fan, create some chemical reaction to create snow, and pretend it's winter:
Scorpio, Leo

OMG IS DAT A FLUFFY UNICORN?! :
Libra <mainly> , Gemini <sometimes>, Aqua <sometimes>

NEVER STUDIES BUT GETS 101% ON EACH TEST:
Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces

"Mommmmmmm!!!!! I can't find my homework again!!!!!":
Aries, Virgo, Sagi, Capricorn, Pisces

Goes around with a robe and a cape and shouting WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA! <Author's note: this is me when I was little after watching Harry Potter>
Aries, Libra, Aqua, Leo, Sagi

OMG! I think I got a vision from the future....... It's gonna be raining ice cream and chocolate!
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Sagi