Teacher: Student! For this weeks project, I want you to write a letter to a friend or family member!😊
Students: *groannnnn😞*

Aries:

Aries: Hmm I don't know who to write to.😕
Teacher: You can write to me!
Aries: Your not a friend or family
Teacher: Just count me as a friend!
Aries: 😑

To This STUPID Teacher,
As you know, I have to do this STUPID project that some STUPID idiot assigned. That's the only STUPID reason I'm writing this STUPID thing.
I don't know what to write... Whatever.... I'll just give you the World Wars reports.
World War 12: We ambushed the enemies
World War 13: I KILLED A BULL! YEA!!!😝
<Skipping a few hundred wars by the power of Libra>
World War 473: The student are planing on a war against the teacher. Still Undetermined
From, Aries da AWESOME genius.

Taurus:
Teacher: Who are you writing to Taurus?
Taurus: Food.😒🍔🍕🍖

Dear Food,
Vanilla cakes should be banished from the world. Strawberry kake tastes better. No Chocolate kakes. Is this 100 words yet?🍰
From, Taurus

Gemini:
Dear Teacher,
This is suppose to be a letter to you. You are very important to our future.
I'll just generate a list about you.
Things I like about you:
1. Your hair👩🏻
2. Your glasses👀
3. Your dog🐶
4. Your desk📦
<Skipping a few hundred by the magic of Pisces>
Things I dislike about you:
1. The tasks we get
2. The projects
3. School
4. Listening to your screechy voice
<Skipping a few thousands by the amazingness of Aries>
5726: Just about everything
I hope you like this list I made!😊
From, Gemini

Teacher: Wow! Thanks Gemini! Automatic A++++ *Cough cough the teacher was to lazy to read all of it. She stopped reading before the hate list*😊

Cancer:
<Takes a million years to write a proper letter but still gets a B+>
Cancer: *crys* Wahhh why did I only get a B+?!😭
Teacher: Cuz you took too long... Look at Gemini's! See how perfect it is?

Leo:
Leo: Ooo I'll write 2 letters!
Teacher: Sure! You'll get better marks!☺️

Dear School,
Everyone hates you.
From Leo.

Dear Aqua,
Do u want to go on a date with me?😍
Please reply!
From Leo.

Virgo:
Dear Teacher,
So this is a recount of my life.
So I was born on August 31, 4pm, 7 mins and 37 seconds. The hospital was really fricken loud and ugly. So I tried to escape. I accidentally killed the kid beside be AKA Leo. I'm very sorry. That's why he has a messed up brain right now.
<Skipping a few million pages by the worrying of Cancer>
So this is the epic story of my life.😋
From Virgo.

Libra:
Libra: THIS WILL BE EASY!

Dear Unicorns,
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS🌈
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS🌈
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS🌈
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS🌈
<Skipping a few pages by the power of Aquarius>
PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS🌈
From Libra😆.

Teacher: Well.... I suppose that's 100 words.....

Scorpio:
To Nobody,
I hate you.
From Scorpio.

Teacher: Actually write to a person...😑
Scorpio: Nobody is Somebody
Teacher:😑 Fine, then write to me.

Dear Teacher,
I hate you. When will you get replaced by a substitute teacher?
Can I fire you?
From Scorpio.

Sagittarius:
Dear the Nature committee,
I believe that we should build a school garden.
<Blah blah blah more random stuff and details>
Yours truly, Sagi.

Teacher: Whoah! Nice job Sag! Almost as good as Gemini!
Gemini: 😏

Capricorn:
Dear Teacher,
We should get no homework.
We should play all day.
I refuse to do this project.
From Capricorn.😈

Aquarius:
Dear my Amazing Pet Mermaid Mira,🐬
Mira, your the best mermaid a person can ask for!😊
And without you, I'll hafta write a letter to Leo cause I don't know who else to write to.
I have no idea how to answer his question.
Oh well, I'll pretend I didn't read it.
Anyways, thanks for being here for me!
Love ya!❤️❤️❤️
From Aquarius.

Pisces:
To A Mysterious Someone,
I really think I love you!❤️
You mean the world to me! Since we were kids you looked out for everyone! Your the kind and caring person I need!
But now a certain idiot stole you away.👿
Please stop hanging around with that idiot.
From Pisces.

Teacher: Oooooo sooo who is this 'mysterious' lucky person?
Pisces: Canc- Cans! Yes Cans! My girlfriend that's a can! Yup! You know, like canned.... Canned chocolate cake! <Inner Voice: STUPID PISCES! Now even the teacher thinks your in love with a can!>
Taurus: Did someone say Chocolate cake?