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Let's Murder the Zodiacs!!!


Wow..... I have no inspiration at all.... 😢😢😢

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WAVE OF INSPIRATION I HAD LAST NIGHT AT LIKE 11:59 PM?!?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO😭😤

Well here we go again.... Author goes mental....

And once again the Author became lazy and thought it was a good idea to publish this without editing....
Sorry for this bad chapter...
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Gemini: Whoopie.... Yet another dare chapter.... Who's gonna die today....
Capricorn: Meh, don't know don't care....
Aries: WHEN CAN I GO BACK TO WEARING MY SPONGEBOB SUIT?!?!?!
Cancer: Um.... Plea-please don't h-harm me.... I didn't do anything bad... *still shaken up by the trauma of Boku no Pico....*
Pisces: Don't worry Cinderella.... I'll protect you.....
Scorpio: WAIT WHAT? BUT CINDERELLA DIED!!!!
Pisces: ......... Wut.........
Scorpio: YEAH, IN THE FAIRY TAIL CINDERELLA TRIPED DOWN THE STAIRS AND DIED!!!!!
Virgo: Wait... What about Little Red Riding Hood?
Scorpio: SHE GOT EATON BY THE WOLF AND HER BONES WERE USED FOR MAKE HER GRANDMOTHERS NEW HOUSE!!!
Taurus: What about..... Snow White?
Scorpio: SHE WAS TORTURED BY RACIST DWARVES AND DIED!!!!
Libra: OOO! OOO! What about Sleeping Beauty?!?!
Scorpio: SHE DIED IN HER SLEEP!!!!
Sagi: How bout.... Beauty and the Beast....?
Scorpio: SHE WAS EATON ON HER MARRIAGE DAY BY THE BEAST!!!!
Aquarius: THE LITTLE MERMAID!
Scorpio: SHE DROWNED! AND HER REMAINS WERE EATON BY THAT FISH AND CRAB!
Leo: THE THREE LITTLE PIGS!!!
Scorpio: Oh, they ate the wolf on a beautiful open fire and chopped the wolf up into pieces and making wolf stew...... Used his skin to make a warm coat...
Capricorn: How about Frozen?...
Sagi: That's not a fairy tale................,
Scorpio: Oh, SHE DIED FROM HYPERTHERMIA!!!!! AND THIS ANNA GIRL GOT EATON BY THIS REINDEER AND WAS ALSO CRUSHED BY ROCKS!!!!
Aquarius: Dear lords.... Bless Scorpio's poor soul.....
Cancer: *scared as hell* ...... I don't want to live anymore....
Libra: Never go to school in the underwear....
Leo: Um....
Libra: I MEANT UNDERWORLD!!!!

Author: WELCOME EVERYBODY TO ANOTHER DARE-
Zodiacs: BOOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO BOOOOOOO GET OFF THE STAGE
Author: *glares* OH YEAH, I should do my normal intro....... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRL, DISHES AND DISHWASHERS-
Dishwasher: Yes ma'am, you call?
Author/Zodiacs: *huge gasp* THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED
Author: BUT THE SHOW-
Dish: BUT THE SHOW MUST GO ON!
Author/Zodiacs: THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!!!! *flees*
Dishes: Awww.... All I wanted was to say hi....

<Out on the streets>

Author: *shivers* S-so...L-let's start things of with a dare from Golden_KookieCrumble  that's for..... LEO!!!! *whispers to Leo while shivering*
Leo: *glares* IM THE KING OF THE JUNGLE!!!! FEAR MY ROARRRRRR.........meow...
Other zodiacs: *cracks up* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Aquarius: WAIT, I GOT THIS! *plays some random music*
Copyrighted Music: I GOT THE EYE OF THE TIGER, A FIGHTER, DANCING THROUGH THE FIRE... 'CAUSE I AM A CHAMPION AND YOU'RE GONNA HEAR ME-
Leo: *forced by everyone*....... meow.....
Aries: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA WE GOTTA DO THIS MORE OFTEN!!!
Sagi: *laughing too hard she's crying* SOMEONE PLEASE VOICE THAT (calling out you MoonFeather to voice that)

Author: NEXT DARE! THIS ONES FROM RianneMcdaniel !!! CANCER HAS TO CONFESS HER LOVE TO EITHER SCORPIO OR PISCES!!!!!
Cancer: Ummmm......
Scorpio/Pisces: *listening intently*
Cancer: How can I confess when I don't like either.......?
Scorpio/Pisces: *DEAD*
Cancer: Although I do like ______ (Convenient gust of wind blurs out this word)
Scorpio/Pisces: *jumps up* WHO?! WHO?!?! WHOOOOOOOOOO????!!!!!!

Author: *puts away her convenient suitcase of stuff* ANYWAYSSSSS NEXT DARE!!! This one is from nooneisaloneanymore  AND EVERYONE HAS TO BODY SWAP FOR A DAY!!!
<Magical Convenient Fairy dust appears and all the zodiacs disappear>
Author: *pulls out popcorn from her convenient suitcase* Well, ain't this gonna be fun.....

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<THE BODY SWAPPED ZODIACS>
(GUYS, HERE A CHALLENGE FOR Y'ALL, GUESS WHO THE ZODIACS ARE BODY SWAPPED WITH!!! Tip: use process of elimination...... MATH. YAYS)

🌟Aries: U-um.... W-why am I a g-guy.... S-some h-help me....
🌟Taurus: *hits Sagi* Meh, she deserved it... Why is everyone so loud... I can't even listen to music here....
🌟Gemini: *swimming around* *drowns* WAIT GEM CAN'T BREATHE UNDERWATER?!
🌟Cancer: *too busy hugging herself to notice anything* *is perverted*
Leo: *shoving all the food in the world into his mouth* *became a FAT CAT*
🌟Virgo: God.... Why's everyone so crazy... Yeeshhhhh..... *walks into fat Leo*
🌟Libra: NOOOOOOO WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO MY BODY?!?!?! GAHHH!!!
🌟Scorpio: I LOVE PINK FLUFFFFFFFYYYYYYY UNICORNSSSSSSSS AND CUTE STUFFFFFFFFFFF AHAHAHAHHAHA IM KAWAII!!!!!
🌟Sagi: ALL MUST DIE TO THE POWER OF THE ALL POWERFUL- *got whacked on the head by Taurus*
🌟Capricorn: NO WAY, I BECAME CAP?!?! *starring dreamily at the mirror*
🌟Aquarius: WHERE IS CANCERRRR?!?!?! WHO IS CANCER?!?!?!
🌟Pisces: GAHHHHHH WHY DID I BECOME THIS UGLY BEAST?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FABULOUS SELF?!?!?! *putting makeup on Pisces's body*

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Author: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA YOULL NEVER KNOW WHO THE ZODIACS ARE SWAPPED WITH!!! NEXT DAREEEEE, from
@Dream-of-me-love !!! SAGI HAS TO GO ON A ROMANTIC DATE WITH ARIES- what's up with people daring Sagi to go on dates...?
Aries: What does romantic mean.....?
Sagi: *already has gun pointed towards face* Just kill me.....
Capricorn: *takes gun away* Don't die.... And anyways, think of it this way! You're going on a date with Aries because you feel SORRY for him and this is probably the only date he'll EVER go on. So have fun!
Sagi: True true....
Gemini: *whispers to Aries* BURNNNNNNN
Aries: WHAT BURNED?!?! I WANNA JOIN IN ON THE BURNING!!! MWHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAA *lights match*
Sagi: Actually.... I'd rather die...
Author: BUT WAIT! In the dare it also mentioned NO KILLING, INTERFERENCE OR INJURING PEOPLE BEFORE AND AFTER THE DATE!!!!
Sagi: OH OK! Let's go on a date Aries!!!!
<After Date>
Sagi: YO GUYS, IM BACK!
Aries: *beaten up*
Virgo: ....... What happened......
Sagi: Well the dare DID say no killing BEFORE and AFTER the date...........
Taurus: yeahhhh?....
Sagi: SO I KILLED HIM DURING THE DATE.
Capricorn: That's my gir- AHEM I meant congrats!

Author: ALRIGHTY, NEXT DARE BY TesaAM !!! DARE IS, ARIES ASKS GEMINI OUT, LIBRA TEARS DOWN ALL HER UNICORN POSTERS!!!!
Libra: WHAT?!?! WHYYYYYYY- oh wait... I ain't got any unicorn posters...
Leo: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
Libra: NAHHHHH POSTERS ARE SO LAME WHEN YOU HAVE A DINOSAUR SIZED UNICORN IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!
Aries: *puts on best outfit and uses makeup to cover up scars from Sagi's date* AHEM...... *pulls out flowers* Gemini...., would you like to-
Gemini: No.
Aries: *instant rejection* AH SCREW THIS!!! *tosses away flowers* BACK TO KILLING STUFF!!!!
Gemini: That more like Aries......

Author: FINAL DARE IN THIS CHAP FROM seehumisawesome !!! ALL ZODIACS CONFESS THEIR DEEPEST WISHES!!!!!!!!

Aries: I WISH TO MURDER EVERYONE AND RULE OVER THE WORLD!!! *Gemini: Wait, but everyone's dead since you killed them so you have nothing to rule over*
Taurus: EAT EVERYTHING AND EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEE
Gemini: To stop dealing with these fools...
Cancer: To stop having this mini harem and go back to my gansta life... *Scorpio: Wut*
Leo: TO BE MORE SKINNY CAUSE DURING THAT BODY SWAP SOME STUPID IDIOT USED MY BODY TO EAT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD AND NOW I CAN BARELY WALK!!!!
Virgo: *flips hair into face* I already have all my wishes complete. NOW ALL THATS LEFT IS FOR THE NEXT SEASON OF ATTACK ON TITAN AND FAIRY TAIL TO COME OUT!!!!
Libra: PINK FLUFFY UNICORN INVASION!!!!
Scorpio: Ahem, my only desire is to marry _______ *name has been blurred out by convenient wind* and rule over my land with her by my side....
Sagi: To no longer be a Zodiac and end my suffering.... AND ALSO
Capricorn: ........ To have all these annoying brats gone from my life except-
Aquarius: JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING- Actually, all I want is a happy life.... Nothing much....
Pisces: To make _____ *name has been blurred out by convenient wind* happy for the rest of her life and make her never have any worries in the world.... *Sagi: But what is Cancer's worry is YOU?*

Author: *yawns* Alright then.... That'll be it for today!! See ya'll next- *faints*
Aries: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH I DRUGGED HER!!! Now what?
Gemini: GOOD JOB, NOW WE HAFTA HIDE THE BODY!!!!
Leo: WAIT, DOES THIS MEAN NO MORE LIFE THREATENING DARES?!?!
Sagi: YASSSSSSSSS
Aquarius: HEY SIRI, WHERE DO I HIDE A DEAD BODY??!?!?!?!
Scorpio: In hell obviously....
Pisces: That makes NO sense....
Cancer: Well..., back then I used to hide them in other peoples cemetery..... I mean, no one would suspect a recent dead body to be in the place of an old body...
Virgo: Oh god.... Cancer..... What happened to you....
Libra: HIDE IT IN MY PINK FLUFFY UNICORN!!!!
Sir Biscuits: EWWWWWW NO
Taurus: I cannnn EAAAAAATTTTTT IT.......
Capricorn: Nahhhhh lets burn it....
<Ends up throwing Author's body in a lake>
Sagi: NO ONE CAN POSSIBLY FIND IT HE-
Pokemon Go Player: *catching another God dang Pidgey* Nearly caught it.....
Zodiacs: ........
Pokemon Go Player: CAUGHT IT! *looks up from screen* AHHHHH WHY IS THERE A DEAD GORILLA IN THE LAKEEEEEE
Author's soul: EXXXXCUUUUUSEEEE ME?!?! I do NOT look like a gorilla....






Alrighty! Yet another dare chapter complete!

Just so you all know.....

1. I might end up having ONE OR TWO more Dare chapters just because there other stuff I wanna write about.... *like how Cancer killed Scorpio by accident*
2. Since the dare chapter will be ending soon.... If you comment a dare now, you're likely not to be chosen (UNLESS THE DARE IS HILARIOUS AND I THINK IT'LL BE FUNNY TO HAVE THE ZODIACS DO IT <Like maybe singing>)

Also, I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS HORRIBLE CHAPTER..... I'm just very uninspired right now....

THATS WHEN YOU KNOW THE AUTHOR IS LACKING ICE CREAM.

GOTTA GET ANOTHER BOWL OF ICE CREAM!!!

Gemini: Dude.... What sorta drug do you have in your ice cream....

Oh yeah! Remember the challenge I issued a few chapters ago....?

The FIND THE ERROR! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! one?

Well the answer I saw online was.....

Most people would read it as FIND THE ERROR, ITS IMPOSSIBLE.....
But keep in mind it is <FIND THE ERROR> and then <ITS IMPOSSIBLE>
So it's basically telling you that there is no error....

SO ITS BASICALLY A TROLL......

But I did see other answers such as:

It said that its impossible yet 20% of the people found it which means it's possible

I never thought of that as an answer so CONGRATS Keznie FOR MIND-BLOWING ME...... (And everyone else who came up with a similar answer except Keznie got it first)





QUESTION OF THE DAY JUST BECAUSE IM BORED:

If you are Cancer..... Which of the Zodiacs would you choose.....😏

Aries: I'LL ALWAYS CHOOSE YOU.......................
Gemini: .......yeahhhhhh.......?
Aries: ................................ PIKACHU!!!!😆
Gemini: *facepalms*

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