Libra's Allergies:
Libra: PINK FLUFFY- *ACHO* unicorns.....
Virgo: GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!! LIBRA RECENTLY GOT AN ALLERGY TOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNICORN FUR!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Scorpio: Why indeed, I have cursed her with- *gets punched by Aries*
Aries: GAHHHHHH.... THE COWARDLY AUTHOR DITCHED US AND I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO KILL ANYONE IN THE LAST WEEK!!!!!
Gemini: Hey Scorpy, mind cursing Aries as well???
Scorpio: *panics* NO! I meant- I can... But my powers are...um.... LIMITED EDITION!!!
Sagi: Uuuuummmmmmmm???????
Taurus: Hey Crappy! Ya got anymore FISHHHHH????
Capricorn: FOR THE LAST TIME, STAP EATING MA GOLDFISH PETS!!! AND I DO NOT APROVE OF THIS NICKNAME!!!
Leo: But it suits you.... *BURNNNNNN.... Not really...*
Pisces: *yawns* Everyone please shut up.... I'm hibernating....
Cancer: Oh, sorry Pi....
Pisces: EXCEPT CANCER! EXCEPT CANCER!! Cancer can talk to me for as long as she wants!!! I WILL OBEY EVERYTHING SHE SAYS!
Gemini: Hey Can! Do me a favour and tell Pie to SHUT UP.
Cancer: Ummm...... Shut up?....
Pisces: *instantly stops talking*
Scorpio: HEY, IF YOU LIKE CANCER, SAY 'MEEE!'....
Pisces: *going crazy* *brain explodes*
Aquarius: AND KILL CANCER IF LOVE HER!!!
Scorpio/Pisces: *going mental*
Sagi: We should really stop this.... We're disrespecting Cancer....
Cancer: Yeah! Pleaseeeee....
Capricorn: YEAH, MURDER ARIES IF YA HATE'EM!
<And that's the story of how Aries died 10 times... But the question is.... One Zodiac didn't murder him..... WHOOOOOOOOO's THAT ZODIAC!)

At Libra's House:
Libra: *sniffles....* Whyyyyy..... Dear Unicorn God.... Whyyyyyy....????
Unicorn God: *sends down a paper airplane from the heavens*
Libra: *opens Paper airplane*
<On Paper: LOLZ>
Libra: *sniffles* *uses magical paper to wipe nose*
Magical Paper: *gives Libra a paper cut in the nose*
Libra: WHYYYYYY HAS EVERYONE CURSED MEEEEEEEEEE.....
Libra: HOW COME I FEEL SICK WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT UN- *ACHOOOOO*
Libra's Pet Unicorn: LOLLLLLLLLLLLL FINALLYYYYYYY!!!!
Libra: Oh! I know! I MUST SEARCH UP THESE SYMPTOMS ONLINE!
<Goes on Unioogle>
<Types: Why am I coughing>
<999k Results pops up>
Libra: I'm sure to find something here....
<Clicks first link>
<Reads page>
Libra: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!

Back at Zodiac Headquarters:

Libra: GUYS!!! GUYS!!! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!
Gemini: Dear lords what now...
Libra: I KNOW THE REASON IM SICK!!!!
Scorpio: Why of course it's cause of me.... I am SATANNNNNN
Libra: NOOOO!!! ITS CAUSE IM PREGNANT!
<Everyone faints>
Leo: Yeah sureeeee *sarcastic* and I'm turning into a girlllllllllllllll
Aquarius: WAIT YOU ARE?! *goes on ZodiBook and changes relationship to 'Lesbian'* *Gets 5M Calls from her mother*
Leo: Um..... I was kidding....
Aquarius: *changes status again* *accidentally clicks 'Gay'*
Aquarius' Mother: *appears out of nowhere cause all Mothers have special powers* AQUARIUSSSSSSSSSS WTFFFFFF HAPPENED TO YOUUUU *creates Tsunami*
Aquarius: Oh hey! Yo wassup Mather!
Aquarius' Mother: Oh hey darling! NOW EXPLAINNNNNNNNN *flooding the world*
Taurus: *finally had unlimited fish to eat*

<SPECIAL MINI-....um.... WHATEVER>
Taurus: UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA.... UNDER THE SEAAAAAAAA...... ALL THE FISH DANCING... SWIMMING AROUND... WAITING FOR ME TO EATTTTTT...

Taurus: *becomes a mermaid* *killing- ahem... Eating fish*
Aries: AHAHAHAHAHA WHERE R YA SHARKSSSSSS
<Sharks appear>
Aries: *got eaton by Sharks*
Taurus: *Sharks got eaton by him*

Author: *randomly appears* WTF HAPPENED HERE?????????!!!!!!!!!

<And that is how....um.....um..... Yeah Author was high on dandelions back then.... And Libra still thinks she's pregnant....>

Meep.... I have no time to write... 😭😭😭

School is DEFINITELY a pain in the unicorn BUTT....

I have an assignment due tmr and a TEST.... In Geo.... Which I suck at...

So....Erm..... I'll publish more HOPEFULLY in the next 2 days!

I just wrote a mini story to tell everyone IM STILL ALIVE (not really)

OH YEAH, GUESS WHO'S B DAY IT IS TODAY?!?!

JK..... It's no ones Birthday..... Well, there's probably one person out there who has their B Day today but ya....

Lol CONGRATS if you were about to comment HAPPY BDAY or something!

Well, what I meant to say was MY BIRTHDAY IS IN.... 4 DAYS! 😆