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(Scorpio & Aquarius)

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Scorpio: Are you done being sarcastic?

Aquarius: Yes.

Scorpio: Wait, really?

Aquarius: Yeah. Totally. Completely. Done for good. Quite cold turkey

Scorpio: ...fuck you

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Scorpio: You over- exaggerate already exaggerated things that's why things become exaggerating

Aquarius: *is trying to breathe underwater, inside an aquarium* Wait- did you just flirt with me??

Scorpio: ....yes

Aquarius: LMAO, I must say you suck at it

Scorpio: Not everyone can be good at everything

Aquarius: So, what are you good at?

Scorpio: Stalking

Aquarius: .... I'm good at swimming-

Scorpio: I know

Aquarius: ....

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Aquarius: I failed at health and safety course today :(

Scorpio: How?

Aquarius: Well, one of the question asked "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Scorpio: And... what did you say?

Aquarius: "Fucking large ones!!" And they said I'm dumb!

Scorpio: LOL XD

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Aquarius: What do you want for your birthday?

Scorpio: A girlfriend, who's not crazy

Aquarius: You should ask for something more realistic...

Aquarius: Like a 9 leg-ed Doraemon!

Scorpio: Can I ask for a healthy brain for you in my birthday?

Aquarius: Sure, if it won't cost much :D

Scorpio: I'm out

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Scorpio: Why are you not at church???

Aquarius: *looks at the unknown number* who's this?

Scorpio: ...GOD

Aquarius: Why are you texting at church?! Pay attention!

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Aquarius: What are you doing?

Scorpio: Laying in bed

Aquarius: Mhm.. just laying in bed?... nothing else?

Scorpio: I'm eating cereal

Aquarius: Haha nice, what would you do if I was in bed next to you?

Scorpio: Eat my cereal

Aquarius: Lol, I mean if I cereal wasn't there?

Scorpio: I would get out of bed and get my cereal

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