Capricorn: Hey, what's the password on Virgo's phone?

Aries: Sagittarius isn't the hottest

Capricorn: Huh?

Aries: SAGITTARIUSISN'TTHEHOTTEST

Capricorn: But-

Aries: All caps! ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

Virgo: *checking the bathroom* My phone isn't here either...

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Leo: What did the ocean said to the other ocean?

Scorpio: sea u later

Leo: Nothing, they just waved. Did you sea what I did there?

Scorpio: shore. Sea what I did there??

Leo: Stop being a beach and stealing my jokes!!

Scorpio: Water u saying?

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Taurus: So, what do you do for a living?

Aquarius: I hunt and kill aliens

Taurus: WHAT?! But aliens don't exist!!

Aquarius: Have you ever seen one?

Taurus: No but-

Aquarius: You're fucking welcome

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Cancer: What do you want for dinner?

Gemini: You wanna know?

Cancer: Yes

Gemini: *grins* you really wanna know?

Cancer: ...yes

Gemini: *goes near cancer* you really really wanna know?

Cancer: Y-yeah-

Gemini: *grins again* you really really real-

Cancer: *hits him with frying pan* Nevermind, I'll just order some pizza later -_-

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