🌿 One-Short: Aquarius & Libra 🌿
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(Aquarius & Libra)
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Aquarius: So oxygen went on a date with potassium... it went OK
Libra: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium...OMG
Aquarius: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was like NO
Gemini: I thought oxygen had double bond with the hydrogen twins
Libra: Looks like someone's a HO
Gemini: NaBrO
Leo: I'm done with you all
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Libra: When was the last time you did something romantic?
Aquarius: Last night
Libra: Oh yeah? When?
Aquarius: I took a romantic walk
Libra: To where?
Aquarius: The fridge...
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Libra: *holds the door open for Leo* After you
Leo: No, after you
Libra: I insist, after you
Aquarius: *pushes past both of them* after me
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Libra: What's love to you?
Aquarius: A four letter word?
Libra: No, like, what's your definition for it?
Aquarius: It's a killer that never dies...
Libra: More like killer in a fairytale that never crease to amaze :)
Aquarius: Yea-
Libra: So tell me, did you got amazed by anyone?
Aquarius: ...uhh...yes...
Libra: *excited* Really? Who's that?
Aquarius: *looks at Libra, blushes* It's-
Libra: It's...? Who? Who?
Aquarius: It's y-
Sagittarius: *break open door* MURDER TIME!!
Libra: SAG!!!
Aquarius: Murder time?!
Libra: Aqua! That's not important right now! Let's finish our talk!
Aquarius: Libra, how is it not important?! Do you know how the world population is decreasing??
Libra: I don't fucking care, whom do you like?
Sagittarius: Ehh...I know whom Aqua likes! :D
Libra: ...who?
Sagittarius: It's y-
Aries: SAG! I BROUGHT THE AXE! YOU UP FOR KILLING?!
Libra: *facepalm*
Sagittarius: HELL YEAH! Aqua, you in?
Aquarius: Of course not! Value human life a little!!
Libra: I ASKED A FREAKING QUESTION!!
Everyone: *startled*
Aries: You need to calm down
Aquarius: You're being too loud...
Sagittarius: And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh ~~~~
Libra: You need to just stop!!
Leo: *rushes inside the room in a gown* Like, can you just not step on my gown??
Everyone: ....
Leo: 😃😃😃
Sagittarius: Leo, Libra and Aquarius are having a moment here...
Libra: WHO RUINED IT FIRST? 😒
Aquarius: 😅 Anyways, let's head out, Virgo is waiting *rushes out of the room*
Libra: ...😑😑😑 just wow
Sagittarius: Lol, let's go too
Everyone: Yeah!!
Sagittarius: *turns to Libra* Btw, The one Aquarius love is Your fantastically, honey-covered soul, mixing with creamy vocabulary and magical depth of words with sprinkles on the top :)
Libra: *flushed* W-wha-what?
Aries: Yeah, she said that... also...I heard she was planning to devour your soul-
Libra: WHAT??!
Aries: Just kidding :p
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