Aries: YOU SON OF A - *shoots the person in the face with an airsoft gun*

Gemini: *Too busy playing games on their phone to notice the perpetrator*

Taurus: I'm just gonna... *Is the one stealing your food*

Cancer: OH MY GOSH GAHHHHH MY TATER TOT!!!

Leo: Give. That. BACK!

Sagittarius: *too busy drinking milk*

Libra: *gives them a purple nurple until they hand it over*

Virgo: *lectures them why they're not allowed to steal their food basically telling them they're fat*

Scorpio: *rages of one thousand demons*

Capricorn: *punches their arm* That's mine.

Aquarius: *bites your arm* GIVE MY TOAPHTER PHTRUDEL BACK NOW!!!

Pisces: *beats the heck out of you* THAT WAS MY BISCUT!