Aries: your passion for everything

Taurus: your chillness and brutal honesty

Gemini: you're funny as hell and always have good stories to tell

Cancer: you always carry extra snacks and are good to cry on

Leo: you're loyal and willing to fight a hoe

Virgo: you keep your cool in tough situations and have bomb advice

Libra: best fashion and love expert A+

Scorpio: will destroy your enemies

Sagittarius: your lack of not caring since 1997

Capricorn: you're loyal and reliable af and always let us cheat of your test in class

Aquarius: you know what's up

Pisces: you're cute and talented and talk about fascinating shit

Ummm............