Aries: "I hid a million dollars under the-"*dies*

Taurus: "thx for the going away cake guys"

Gemini: "knock know.....who's there....."*dies*

Cancer: some clichè movie last words

Leo: "you should see the look on your face"

Virgo: "I wonder how many times I've ever blinked"

Libra: "lol bye"

Scorpio: "I'M READY FOR HELL!!!"

Sagittarius: "wait am I dying?"

Capricorn: "finally man this was exhausting"

Aquarius: "I see the light....wait, that's hellfire"

Pisces: "tell my chinchilla I love him"

I love Pisces😂😂😂